10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves