10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer