10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.