10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• in the poker game of life women are the rake