10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Welcome to kicker school
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow