10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson