10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel