10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT