10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• im going to 2 out you to death