10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"