10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."