10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown