10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.