10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]