10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway