10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier