10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.