10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."