10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.