10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.