10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"