10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS