10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "No river, no fish."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.