10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.