10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant