10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones