10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.