10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.