10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier