10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "No river, no fish."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.