10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.