10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.