10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."