10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!