10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson