10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)