10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?