10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.