10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth