10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it