10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.