10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die