10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave