10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• It's Free To Fold...
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.