10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Never educate a stupid poker player.