10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)