10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln