10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier