10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi