10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.